Lo behold, comes the tiny beautiful creature Though there is 'ugly' engrained in their nature Look at those colours, bright as morning...

Gibberish, Feverish, slightly Shiverish Hellish, Devilish, loves to Demolish Peter Patter, pounds the Batter Mutter, Stutter, quit this...

Cute and Adorable, nonetheless Worship me you must, The world is my sleeping mattress In nobody do I trust.

Who came first, you ask The fruit or the colour, I see Alas, I am so lonely As nobody rhymes with me.

I landed on Newton, made him to think Enticed Eve, forced her to sway Have a piece of me every single day And I keep the Doctors away!

If I'm in a good mood I will fry your eggs, But bother me and I become A weapon to break your legs.